Punk'd?

I have two fans. Their numbers are 92219175 and 93807314. =D Haha. Here's my conversation with them: (A) 93807314: Hey sexy. Me: Hey stranger A: I love you. I have something going on for you A: I am loving you. Me: Ya me too stranger A: I am the oh so sexy .. Haha Me: Haha right.. like totally And then she called me, she's Phoebe Soh. Phoebe: Anyway, sleep tight and dream well. of me Me: Bye and good luck with Kelsey Phoebe: Haha. Goodnight (B) 92219175: I think yr body is hot like mine. B: Wanna make out? Me: With you stranger? B: Yea baby. Stranger? oh no. imma hot bitch. surely you wouldn't say no? Me: LOL Your ego rocks. B: Thanks. Bigger than your breasts Me: LOL! Ok who are you? B: I'm looking at you.. what you want me to do? Me: Start drooling. B: Do you feel sticky yet? and i just kidnapped your best friend Valerie. Me: Aww.. you can keep her for good. Just remember to bring her to the zoo often so she won't forget her roots. [sorry val!] And then she called me too, guess who? P/s: Here's a clue for all: "I own the yeos drinking company. And I LOVE TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS!"